(thanks for asking and sorry in advance for all the talking. oops.)

Voldemort: Holy fuck. If I were to make a horcrux? Okay, so this is difficult. Because the act of making a horcux implies a really horrific act. And there are really a very select few people I want to murder. So that makes me think that this piece of soul is going to be tainted and nasty. But to be perfectly honest, if I had to put a bit of my soul into something else, I would probably want my little brother to have it? I don’t know. That’s a bit fucked up, but I don’t have any material possessions that mean nearly enough to me for me to make a horcrux out of one.

Hedwig: This one is really difficult because I’ve had a lot of really amazing pets with really amazing stories and I love them all so much, but my dog Annie is the one I had the longest. She was the sweetest, most gentle and kind yellow lab. She would let my little brother (as a baby) crawl all over her and pull her ears and her tail and yank on her fur and swipe at her nose and she never once retaliated. She would sit there and when he was done she’d give him a kiss. She also had this goofy habit that she couldn’t cross one type of flooring to another going forward, so when she wanted to go from the kitchen hardwood to the living room carpet, she would have to do a 180 and walk across the divide backwards. She was awesome.

Dumbledore: Oh jeezsus. Proudest accomplishment. Apart from trying to be the best big sister that I can (because it’s not like I decided to steal my mom and step-mom’s birth control and get them  pregnant so I could become a big sister in order to be an awesome one) I would probably have to say working as a Cadet Teacher at my high school. I did it for my Senior Project and it really solidified my desire to become an English teacher. Working with a classroom full of bright, fun, and unique students is more rewarding than I can say.